Only a mothe r could love this liver
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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