Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Randomize