i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
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