ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
What did we do last night that was yellow?
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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