You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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