Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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