You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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