I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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