do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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