you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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