some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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