Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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