just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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