and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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