Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Too much gin, very little bucket
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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