how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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