Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I'm getting married
To pizza
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
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