At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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