My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Randomize
