Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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