Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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