perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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