Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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