I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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