My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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