Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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