Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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