Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
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