Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Randomize
