How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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