remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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