the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Princesses don't give blow jobs
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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