i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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