just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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