is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
people are starting to question the shark bite story
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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