Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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