what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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