So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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