Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Randomize
