Non-Jews are for practice
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
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