Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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