like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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