Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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