I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Randomize
