I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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