I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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