Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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