If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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