just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I want to be your penis for a week.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
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