does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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