And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
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