That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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